Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange
so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy
this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles
we don’t even have tap water in Florida its all just fuckin orange juice
When I die and go to hell I will be very upset if Lucifer doesn’t look like Mark Pellegrino.
I like how we all know we’re going to hell
Tumblr is starting to be a dick to cis and hetero gendered people and fuck this if it continues, I’m leaving.
do you ever want to have a movie night but you like procrastinate and it gets too late so you can’t?????
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that